MEGA DOT CURVES

With Cristina Tessmann (my balae) and our Kababayans-OFW's.

at sa wakas ay naulit na tayo'y muling humataw sa dance floor
para lamang tayong nasa BAe compound ngunit hindi na tayo nagmamadali
kung noon ang isang oras ay ginto't subalit ngayon ay inabot na tayo ng umagahan
maraming, maraming salamat balae't ako'y iyong muling sinamahan


SINO ANG "SEKSI" para sa iyo? Part 2

nakapagtanong-tanong po ang inyong lingkod muli sa aking mga mambabasa at ito po ang sabi nila

"iyong mukhang mabango, amoy bagong paligo mula ulo hanggang paa!" - Baby Ama from Cologne
"nakakaakit para sa akin ang babaeng may birth defect sa mukha, gaya ba ng "cleft chin" at mga biloy sa pisngi."- G. Perpekto
"gustung-gusto ko iyong babaeng magandang magdala ng pantalon, keri ang orig at hindi!"- Pepe Anti-fit
"Ang hilig ko'y "cool chick"...walang kiyeme't "game" sa kahit anong oras at lugar." - Mah Jong
"Ang sabi nila'y ang magaganda'y hindi nagpapawis at ang mga maiitim naman ang balat ay hindi nagcracrack...iyon sana ang seksi para sa akin!-  Deo Axe
"weakness ko ang babaeng maraming alam sa buhay, marunong magbasa ng mapa't compass at navi...hinding-hindi ko sya iiwan!" - Jaypee S.
"kangina lang nakakilala ako ng babae sa lansangan at kung gumiri'y parang tandang!" - Sepe Taga Pandacan 
"pasensya na't hindi ko talaga maipaliwanag basta alam kong seksi sya para sa akin, bigyan mo pa ako ng ilang araw..." - Juli Kana

karamihan talaga sa atin ay mas pinapaboran ang mga bagay na malalaki
malaki itong tingnan o malaki ang sukat at hugis at kung maaari'y nakakapagpalaki
ang "kalakihan" ay masusukat ng ating mata't ginagamitan ng ating "6 senses" din
ito'y "super" at "very big" at siya'y "monstrous" at may "jumbo" at "mega" kung tawagin

"Cecille" din ang kanyang alan at siya'y naging pamosong aktres nang dahil sa kanyang timbang
siyay madalas "kiluhin" at "pakainin" upang mas lalong maging kaakit-akit sa lahat ng nakaabang
siya'y nagtatalon sa kama't ang lahat ay umalon at "Sharp Supersized" kasi ang kanyang byuti
kung tawagin siya'y "Dabiana" at naging patok ang kanyang hilarious antics at mabibilog na binti

kamuntik na raw niya dati pinakasalan si "Binoy" at talaga palang nainlab ng todo itong si Shawie   
bukas luluhod ang pinakamalaking tala't "you're nothing but a second grade" ang bintang sa kanya ni Cherie
si Gabo ang kanyang "My Only Love" at "nice going on Cindy..." ang tampo na lang sa kanya ni Jackie
"oo ate...oo ate...puro na lang ako oo ate! Daig ko pa ang manikang de susi!" ang himutok niya kay Lorna T.

sa madaling salita't "in short" at "in fairness" at sila'y bigatin at iyan ang ibig kong sabihin
"malakas ang kanilang arrive" kahit hindi perpekto ang kanilang dinadala kung tutuusin  
huwag tayong padalus-dalos at kung minsan ang binibitawan nating salita'y mabigat din
ang sinabi sa akin ni Herr ano ay may laman ngunit ipagtatanggol at tatangkilikin ko pa rin ang sariling atin

Plus
Pilya Blog Magazine joined Estrella Entertainment in cooperation with Filipino Organizations in Germany on its Charity Gala and Search for "Miss Young Phil. Asia", "Phil. Asia Beauty", "Sexy XL" & "Golden Lady Queen 2017 Hamburg Germany" on March 25, 2017 in Rote Rose, Hamburg. 

The Candidates, Judges, Guests and Sponsors with Estrella Entertainment. You're all PILYAMAZING! Maraming, maraming salamat po. 


At start, the Candidates were making huge waves!

The Candidates paraded in their bikinis, "Victoria's Secret" and sexy Stewardess costumes.

Congratulations to all Candidates and Winners. This event is to be published in Pilya Blog Magazine May 2017, the SEXY issue, "KULAMBO CURLS".  The "Bikini, Evening Gown Competitions. the Program and Coronations" are to be seen only in Pilya Blog Magazine. Please like and visit our facebook page for more details. You can place your orders by phone, email or from Ces Seidel. Maraming, maraming salamat po.

"Miss Young" Phil. Asia 2017 Candidates and Winners 
  1. Ina Thielebein- Best in Filipiniana Dress
  2. Alyaka Brünotte- Most Photogenic and Charity Queen 2017 1st runner-up 
  3. Eliza Hain- Best in Evening Gown and Miss Young Phil. Asia Charity Queen 2017 
  4. Desiree Loven Scwarz- Best in Swimsuit, Most Photogenic and Charity Queen 2017 2nd runner-up 
"Phil. Asia Beauty" 2017 Candidates and Winners
      6. Jessi Junker- Best in Filipiana Gown, Best in Victoria Secrets, Most Charming
      7. Helen Schulze- Best in Modelling, Charity Queen 2017 1st runner-up
      8. Hyrin Arnold- Most Photogenic, Beauty Queen 2017 1st runner-up and Phil. Asia Beauty Charity Queen 2017 
      9. Juanita Marx- Most Elegant and Charity Queen 2017 2nd runner-up
     10. Mary Joy Gregor- Most Attractive and Beauty Queen 2017 2nd runner-up
     11. Jaelona Zimmermann- Most Friendly and Most No. of Tickets Sold
     12. Daphne Provenzano- Best in Evening Gown and Phil. Asia Beauty Queen 2017

"Sexy XL" 2017 Candidates and Winners

    13. Laarnie Krüger- Best in Stewardess Costume and Charity Queen 3rd runner-up
    14. Rosalie Trauner- Best in Evening Gown, Charity Queen 2nd runner-up and Sexy XL Charity Queen 2017
    15. Marjorie Schochow- Best in Filipiana Dress and Sexy XL Beauty Queen 2017
    16. Marivic Laurente- Best in Modelling, Most Photogenic and Charity Queen 4th runner-up
    17. Editha Rama- Most Elegant and Charity Queen 1st runner-up
    
"Golden Lady Queen" 2017 Candidates and Winners

    19. Emma Ocimek- Most Elegant
    20. Connie dela Rosa- Best in Evening Gown and Golden Lady Charity Queen 2017
    21. Lara Ilsemann- Best in Filipiana Dress 
    22. Olivia Wong- Most Photogenic
    23. Helen Behrend- Best in Modelling and Golden Lady Beauty Queen 2017
    24. Colleen Janssen- Best in Stewardess Costume
  

Thank you for your selfies with Pilya Blog Magazine.

Thank you, Brenda and see you again in Waxweiler. Congratulations to all Candidates and Winners. You're all PILYAMAZING! 

Thank you, Tessie and friends. You're all PILYAMAZING!

Congratulations Marjorie and Juanita. Congratulations to all Candidates and Winners. You're all PILYAMAZING!


Many thanks to Cynthia Steinke, Charito Pantoja, Robert Fröhlich and Tita Mila Antony of MA Transworld GmbH Money Transfer. Congratulations to Marivic Laurente "Sexy XL"  from Pilya Blog Magazine. You're all PILYAMAZING!

Many thanks, Eden, Nad, Kimberly, Gigie, Loida and Nene. You're all PILYAMAZING!

Congratulations, Estrella Entertainment! Thank you very much for this mega opportunity to be published with Pilya Blog Magazine. We will see each other again in your next event in Dusseldorf on June 3, 2017. That's really PILYAMAZING!

Maraming, maraming salamat po.



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